Ingredients:• 2 cups of #caffeine 
• 1 freshly opened IDE
• 3,000 lines of code (half written in rage)
• A pinch of optimism (optional)
• Unlimited Stack Overflow tabs
Directions:
1. Mix code and #confidence.
3. Sprinkle in a random bug that only appears in #production.
4. Serve to the QA team with a side of “It works on my machine.”
Enjoy the chaos. Repeat daily.