š„ļø ASTās #Developers #Recipe for #Success :
šØāš³ Ingredients:
⢠2 cups of #caffeine ā
⢠1 freshly opened IDE š»
⢠3,000 lines of code (half written in rage) š„
⢠A pinch of optimism (optional) āØ
⢠Unlimited Stack Overflow tabs š
Directions:
1. Mix code and #confidence.
2. Bake at 100° #stress until the #code compiles.
3. Sprinkle in a random bug that only appears in #production. š
4. Serve to the QA team with a side of āIt works on my machine.ā š
Enjoy the chaos. Repeat daily.
#CodeCookery #DevLife #SoftwareEngineeringEatsMyBrain #AST #developer #sdlc #Mwakaba #Alphametic_Services_and_Technologies #Ł
ŁŲ§ŁŲØŁ
ASTās #Developers #Recipe for #Success
